Gali Wali Shayari: Gali wali shayari refers to a distinctive and often controversial form of South Asian poetry that incorporates abusive, irreverent, or profane language-commonly known as gali (abuse or swear words). Unlike traditional shayari, which is celebrated for its romanticism, subtlety, and refined expression, gali wali shayari thrives on shock value, humor, and rawness. This genre can be found in both Hindi and Urdu poetry, and it is especially popular in informal settings among friends or on social media platforms.

Gali Wali Shayari

 

 

Mere Sabhi Khvaabon Ko Khaak Kar Daala,
Sali Ne Har Jagah Se Blok Kar Daala.😎

 

Teri Aukaat Kya Hai Mujhe Bataane Ki,
Gali Ke Kutte Bhi Tujhse Jyaada Waphaadaar Hai.😎

 

Mujhe Laga Tu Khaas Hai,
Lekin Tu To Ga-li Khaane Ke Laayak Hai.😎

 

Tu Wahi Hai Na Jo Bhikh Maangate Hue Bhi,
Akad Dikhaata Hai.😎

 

Tere Jaise Logon Ko Ham Ga-li Nahin Dete,
Sirf Najarandaaj Karate Hain.😎

 

 

 

Sambhaal Kar Rakh Apna Ye Attitude,
Baar Baar Mere Paao Ke Neeche Aa Jaata Hai.😎

 

Tu Wo Kachara Hai,
Jise Uthaane Ka Man Bhi Nahin Karata.😎

 

Teri Baaten Sunkar Aisa Lagata Hai,
Jaise Kisi Ne Kaan Mein Gandagi Daal Di Ho.😎

 

Tere Jaise Logon Ko Ga-lee Dekar,
Apni Jubaan Gandi Nahin Karana Chaahata,
Chal Nikal Be.😎

 

Tu Ga-li Khaane Laayak Bhi Nahin,
Tu To Sirf Thookane Ke Laayak Hai.😎

 

Gali Wali Funny Shayari On Life

 

 

Waah Re Mohabbat Tune Ye Kya Kar Daala,
Kin Kin Chu*ti*yo Ka Choo*ti*ya Kaat Daala😎

 

Tune Har Baar Mujhe Neecha Dikhaaya,
Aur Main Har Baar Tujhe Dil Se Lagaaya.😎

 

Teri Harakaten Dekhakar Dil Tut Jaata Hai,
Tujh Par Pyaar Nahin Ga-li Dene Ka Man Karata Hai.😎

 

Tere Jakhmon Par Maraham Lagaane Ki Sochi Thi Mainne,
Par Tune Har Baar Dhokha Diya, Ab Tujhe Ga-li Milegi.😎

 

Tere Jaisa Ghatiya Insaan,
Shaayad Hi Is Duniya Mein Maujud Hoga.😎

 

 

Jo Patate Hai Ladakiya,
Unhe Wo Bandiya Bolate Hai,
Chaatate Hai Jism Phir Ra-ndi Bolate Hai.😎

 

Beta Agar Karoge Tin Chaar,
Kaan Ke Niche Chhod Denge,
Panga Na Lena Beta,
Yahi Patak Ke Cho-d Denge.😎

 

Jo Ga-li Sunale Wo Dost,
Jo Na Sune Wo Madarabord.😎

 

Jo Hamaara Naam Sunate Hai,
Wo Khade Pair Mutate Hain.😎

 

Shakl Se Shariph To Hum Yuhi Hai,
Warana Tali To Hamaari Har Ga-li Pe Padati Hai.😎

 

Gali Wali Shayari 2 Line

 

 

Wo Kah Raha Tha, My Life My Rules,
Mene Kaha, Bhaag Teri Maa Ki………………😎

 

Doston Ke Saath Har Pal Achchha Jaata Hai,
Unko Ga-li Dekar Khud Ko Sukoon Mil Jaata Hai.😎

 

Tere Saath Aksar Ye Ghatana Ghatati Hai,
Musibat Ke Time Teri Phatati Hai.😎

 

Aag Lagi Hai Basti Mein,
Mere Yaar Ki Haalat Hai Khasti Me.😎

 

Yaar Tu Itana Haraami Hai,
Har Gali Teri Hi Kahani Hai.😎

 

 

 

Khud Ko Samajhate Ho Raja,
Magar Hakikat Me Ho Tum La-ude- Ka Raja.😎

 

Dosti Mein Tu Gali Ka Sultaan Hai,
Tere Bina Har Mahafil Veeraan Hai.😎

 

Teri Dosti Ki Kasam,
Gaaliyon Mein Bhi Tera Pyaar Hai Haradam.😎

 

Tu Hai Mera Sabse Bada Kamina,
Par Dosti Mein Tu Hi Hai Nagina.😎

 

Gali Wali Funny Shayari 2 Line For Girl

 

Dost Tu Itna Behuda Hai,
Ki Tere Bin Duniya Phiki Lagati Hai.😎

 

Tera Pyaar Itna Kamina Hai,
Gaaliyaan Dekar Bhi Dil Ko Sukoon Hai.😎

 

Tujhse Ladana Mera Hak Hai,
Teri Har Gaali Mein Bhi Ishq Hai.😎

Hope you like these “Gali wali shayari”. Gali wali shayari occupies a unique space in the world of South Asian poetry. It is bold, unapologetic, and often hilarious, serving as both a form of entertainment and a means of social commentary. While it may not appeal to everyone, its growing presence online and in popular culture attests to its enduring relevance and the universal appeal of humor-even when delivered with a sting.